Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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