discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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