i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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