I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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