honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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