Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
