Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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