When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Your penis caused this!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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