She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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