i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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