As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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