So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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