You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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