on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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