I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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