He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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