did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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