There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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