i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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