Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
