no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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