He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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