I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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