I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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