nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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