the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
