perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we're making bets on your personal life
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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