Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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