well you can't waste a boner
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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