I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The air taste purple.
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