her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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