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what?
penguin condom
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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