So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
