I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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