Just fell off a train. Bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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