She is in my trunk
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
