BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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