Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
the raccoons are back...
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