no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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