she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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