Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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