i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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