seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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