I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
