i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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