I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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