so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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