is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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