I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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