Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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