By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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