rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Your cock deserves a montage
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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