Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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