just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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