Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
