Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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