he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dignity is for republicans.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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